orochimaru

1. (Orochimaru) (903↑, 191↓)

A character in the anime/manga series Naruto. One of the 3 Legendary Sannin of Konoha; his teammates were Tsunade and Jiraiya. Parents are Voldemort and Michael Jackson. He gets the snake genes from Voldemort, and the molesting genes from MJ. He gives Cursed Hickeys (more commonly known as Cursed Seals) to underage children, and enjoys seducing them. His current lover is Uchiha Sasuke, whose former lover was Uzumaki Naruto. His servant/spy, Yakushi Kabuto, is jealous of Sasuke and the rest of Orochimaru's sex slaves (Mitarashi Anko, Kaguya Kimimaro, Tayuya, Sakon, Ukon, Jiroubou, and Kidoumaru), because they have all recieved Cursed Hickeys, and he has not. Orochimaru's former sex toy, Touji Mizuki, recieved a fake Cursed Hickey, and is emotionally scarred for life.

Explicit pictures of Orochimaru were inside the barrel that Uchiha Sasuke spent many episodes in before he came out to fight Uzumaki Naruto.

Author: asshole http://orochimaru.urbanup.com/1570726

2. (orochimaru) (441↑, 254↓)

The Naruto version of Michael Jackson. Likes little boys.

Orochimaru(Talking to Kimimaro): "Let's discover the secrets of this world together."(Rubs Kimimaro's cheek) Kimimaro:*blushi*

Author: Caity-ma-lin http://orochimaru.urbanup.com/1456460

3. (Orochimaru) (257↑, 161↓)

Orochimaru one of the Legendary Sennins of the Leaf Village, until his thirst for the knowledge of Forbidden Techniques exiled him from the village. Since then, he has moved on from body to body in a technique that transfers his soul into another one in a bid for immortality. His next victim, or prodigy, as he states, is Uchiha [Sasuke]. After his initial meeting with Sasuke in the Death Forest, Orochimaru gives him a curse seal as tantalizing bait; using Sasuke's ambition against himself, so that Sasuke would one day follow him and Orochimaru would claim his greatest power. The Sharingan. He also was once part of the Akatsuki, the same organization that Uchiha [Itachi] and Hoshigaki [Kisame] are currently in, but left because he feared Itachi to a great magnitude. Orochimaru has terrifying offensive techniques, and the exact opposite of [Jiraiya]. His ability to make [Kakashi] freeze dead in his tracks by just showing off his killing intent should be indicator of how strong he is.

Don't let him bite you.

Author: Freud http://orochimaru.urbanup.com/936243

4. (orochimaru) (88↑, 66↓)

Orochimaru. Pedophile, Freak, His father was into beastelia, you can't imagine the thinks he uses his tongue for and he quite literally "wants Sasuke's body" and he'll do anything to get it.

Omg\! That guys just like Orochimaru\! Orochimaru's freaks gave Sasuke a "Jesus Juice tablet"\!

Author: Ita-chan http://orochimaru.urbanup.com/1692580

5. (Orochimaru) (52↑, 43↓)

Orochimaru is indeed a character from Naruto, but unlike other definations, not all people think he is the Michael Jackson of the anime world. Orochimaru is like Marmite. You either love him or hate him. If you're inbetween, you're in the crossfire. Orochimaru fangirls (like me) are usually crazy, and a lot of people love to annoy them by saying nasty things about Orochimaru. For some people in Naruto (and some people in reality), Orochimaru is their life and they will do anything for him. In my opinion, he is, like, really sexy. And this is a nice change of defination for all my fellow Orochimaru fangirls out there.

Forumguy: OMG, Orochimaru iz lyk, gay and teh MJ ov teh naruto wrld\!\!\!11\!\! Fangirl: ...*stabs with nearest blunt object possible*

Author: Nefetiti http://orochimaru.urbanup.com/4180671

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Last updated: 2012.03.01